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I Am Here For You

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Andrew Carpenter
Yes, I know you're angry and it's all my fault.
If I were in your town right now, I'd drop right over and we could hug it out.
Instead, just let me make sure you know that I am here for you - that you can take it out on me... I am a big man.
And, I do feel your pain Bubba.
It looks like the incredibly smart black guy is going to be president. Just remember, it's not your fault. It's not the president's fault either. There's gotta be something big going on in Israel or Africa that ruined the US's economy.

Go ahead, check it out on the Internet... you'll find what you're looking for there.

But, also look on the bright side. When you think of the way things have turned out with the economy, those stupid elitist robots, controlled as they are by the media and George Soros, would have elected a candidate with an even bigger brain than the black guy. You know, the really smart woman.

No, no, no, Bubba, not the cute one. The one that went to Yale... the one that didn't give a rat's youknowhat about getting all dolled up for you.

So, it could have been worse.

Still, you're going to be upset. Soothing thoughts won't work. There are going to be days when you feel as if you need to hit someone. Days when carving 88 into stuff won't make you feel better.

On those days - you can just go ahead and strike out at me.

Take your obscene, neo-Nazi, conspiracy-addled, white-supremist rage out on me. Come on, it's better than hittin' the old lady... yeah, I know, I can't believe it either... female cops, prosecutors and judges...

But, I am here for you brother, just as I have been for the past 10 months. You can count on me. Keep it coming.

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Sign me

13...

You know, like H is the 8th letter so 88 stands for HH... and 13 stands for AC.

That'll be our little secret. When you see 13, you'll know I'm winkin' atcha.

13

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